Findings:
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Being a dickhead
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Everything Barista (category)
- cops
- cop
- Psi Cops
- cop a deuceways
- cop a feel
- Copped
- Copps
- Cop a gander
- suicide by cop
- Skateboard Cops
- grammar cop
- Mall cops
- Vancouver BC girl cop
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- cop you later
- Dynamite Cop
- cops in the library
- Hellhounds: Panzer Cops
- Kindergarten Cop
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- three cop car barrier
- COP International
- Passover cops raid restaurants serving bread on holiday
- cop speak
- Beverly Hills Cop
- Cops 'N Robbers
- Copp's Hill Burying Ground
- Cops and Robbers
- lines written upon seeing Albuquerque on COPS again
- cop killer (user)
- The Adventures of Brew Swillis, Action Cop Extraordinaire.
- Bon Cop, Bad Cop
- Dolly Copp
- Dolly Copp Campground
- copp (user)
- Photo Cop
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- Bad Cop (user)
- Of course the cops didn't catch us!
- cop out (user)
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- Cop and a Half
- As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
- The Last Cop Out
- That Time Zeph Did Not Meet a Nice Cop
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- This or that addiction
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't lock your keys in your car
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
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