Findings:

• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The Man Who Grew Young
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Who shall we eat?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Foxes eat their children
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When I was young
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• Know your pets
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Who what when where why & how
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Hook 'em while they're young
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• America Eats its Young
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Capitalize, please
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Maids When You're Young
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• who vs. whom
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• Dead links in writeups
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Judging women by their books
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Flaunting your sexuality
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• When your mind races, who wins?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• When We Were Very Young
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• When I was Fair and Young
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• People who carp about their jobs
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat out
• Eat my Shorts
• Eat Me
• Eat Static
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• How to eat a mango
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Eat poop you cat
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Eat it, don't read it
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Do not eat
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• as if you were again young and chasing a childhood sweetheart

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