Findings:

• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• You should know better
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Tango for One Legged People
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• One should not marry such a maiden
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm in one of those moods again
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• No one knows my plan
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Things everyone should know about cars
• By their fruits you shall know them
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Things one should do while naked
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• One should expect as much from a machine
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Famous people with only one testicle
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Why more people should use the color brown
• People with programming languages named after them
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Things guys think girls should know
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• Things techies should know about brand names
• Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Let them know
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Statistics every writer should know
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• One who knows does not speak
• to know one's onions
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Who Knows One?
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Things you should know about King James
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I know more when I'm alone
• One Node to Rule Them All
• telling people what they don't need to know
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm stopping trying to impress people

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