Findings:

• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• One should expect as much from a machine
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Statistics every writer should know
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Things girls think guys should know
• Let them know
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know more when I'm alone
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm in one of those moods again
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• No One Knows Who I Am
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• Who Knows One?
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Things everyone should know about cars
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Tango for One Legged People
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Haw you, gies one o' them biscuits
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• One Node to Rule Them All
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• No one knows my plan
• Things techies should know about brand names
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• Things one should do while naked
• Famous people with only one testicle
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The city knows I'm leaving
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• One should not marry such a maiden
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• People with programming languages named after them
• Things you should know about King James
• One who knows does not speak
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• to know one's onions
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Things guys think girls should know
• You should know better
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Legislation
• The One Minute Manager
• Love the One You're With
• seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
• The faith of one man
• UK Number One singles of 1969

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