Findings:

• How to say "No" and have people listen
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Know your pets
• Dead people I have known
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Type A blood
• worse things have happened to better people
• People want what they cannot have
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• People have fucked up before
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Using a command line
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• How to "Have People"
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Animals people have sex with
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Shotgun Sorceress
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight

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