Findings:

• Dead links in writeups
• Know your pets
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who carp about their jobs
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Things people put up their butts
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Flaunting your sexuality
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Capitalize, please
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• Why people who jog live longer
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Judging women by their books
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Using a command line
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• people who don't exist
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Association of Dead People
• y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Up With People
• dead link
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• God is good, people are screwed up
• Rugby players eat their dead
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The rules of pool are not selective
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Type A blood
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• The bored who complain
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• People who don't read
• people who wear camo
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who love FTP
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• people who need people are just people who need people
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• Dead people I have known
• Dead People Server
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• I saw dead people
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• those who are dead are not dead
• Growing Up Dead
• The dead float and whisper their song
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I see dead people
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Kicking up leaves as we walk along
• Taking things at surface value
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• play dumb
• cat haters
• How to get people to leave you alone
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Her hair, tangled
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• People have fucked up before
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People who use Windows
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Two people who are not touching
• People who are not anarchists
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The other people who hate war
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• People who died laughing
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs

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