Findings:

• play dumb
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Music need not be popular to be good
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• People who don't read
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Who Will Be There
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• cat haters
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• People who died laughing
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People who love FTP
• people who need people are just people who need people
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• we can all just be around other people
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• The other people who hate war
• people who don't exist
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• The People Who Used to Live There
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The man who refused to be King
• you pretend to be the moon
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Capitalize, please
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Type A blood
• What the American people want politics to be
• People who use Windows
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who are not anarchists
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• people who wear camo
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Two people who are not touching
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• People who carp about their jobs
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• We are what we pretend to be
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• i want to be a dj
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• Taking things at surface value
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Dead links in writeups
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The bored who complain
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Know your pets
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why people who jog live longer
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Using a command line
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"

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