Findings:

• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• people who don't exist
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• People who are not anarchists
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• People who carp about their jobs
• Two people who are not touching
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Dead links in writeups
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Who owns our writeups?
• people who wear camo
• The People Who Used to Live There
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Know your pets
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The rules of pool are not selective
• The bored who complain
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Capitalize, please
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Using a command line
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People who died laughing
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• people who need people are just people who need people
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• Helping a loved one with depression
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• cat haters
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Taking things at surface value
• Who owns your books?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• play dumb
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who use Windows
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Type A blood
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Why people who jog live longer
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The other people who hate war
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• People who don't read
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• People who love FTP
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Everyone should own a tandem
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Who owns the voting machines?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Who owns the moon?
• own
• Choose Your Own Adventure
• A League of Their Own
• Grow right out of your own body
• for your own good
• institutions have lives of their own
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
• Information cannot be owned
• Owned by cat
• build your own ring modulator
• My Own Private Idaho
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• How to build your own computer
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Queso blanco
• own your words
• King's Own Calgary Regiment
• Gari
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• Create your own Everything2 Holiday
• To thine own self be true
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• writing your own epitaph
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• God's Own Programming Language
• Writing your own wedding vows
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• How to pierce your own ears
• How to fake your own death
• How to fake your own ideath
• Manufacturing a CPU in your own home (Part 1)
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Build your own sex bomb
• To Each His Own
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• The Soul selects her own Society
• the beating of your own heart
• How to make your own bookcases
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Each one has their own story
• My Very Own Fight Club
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• my own feelings about drugs
• She flies with her own wings
• Write your own stuff
• Understood too well for your own good
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• My own personal time capsule of lives
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• A Place of One's Own
• Learn to Program: Defining your Own Functions

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