Findings:

• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who owns our writeups?
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Two people who are not touching
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People who don't read
• Everyone should own a tandem
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Taking things at surface value
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Know your pets
• Capitalize, please
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People who are not anarchists
• people who wear camo
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• The other people who hate war
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Helping a loved one with depression
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• People who died laughing
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Who owns the moon?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• play dumb
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• cat haters
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Music need not be popular to be good
• People who use Windows
• Rednecks hating Canada
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Dead links in writeups
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who love FTP
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Using a command line
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Who owns the voting machines?
• The bored who complain
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• people who don't exist
• Who owns your books?
• Flaunting your sexuality
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Type A blood
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Why people who jog live longer
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Who makes your shoes?
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Who The Cap Fit
• Guess Who?
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• The Who Game
• The dog who would not back off
• Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• Those who can't do, teach
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• own
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• make your own money
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• What question is its own answer?
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• The Wheel of Time has collapsed under the weight of its own bloated corpse
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Secure your own mask before assisting others
• Tree That Owns Itself
• Digging your own grave for fun and profit
• Meeting people is easy
• Slippery People
• The People's Elbow
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• You people disgust me
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Ohio
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Pennsylvania
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Arizona
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• giant rod people
• People's Park
• I see dead people
• The White People
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Hawaii
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• Coffee People
• We the People Constitution Competition
• People exploding in movies
• A joke about dealing with people
• Floating along on this sea of people down through history
• People Unlimited

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