Findings:

• Using a command line
• Type A blood
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Know your pets
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• The other people who hate war
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People who carp about their jobs
• People shouldn't swallow rocks
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• The bored who complain
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Dead links in writeups
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who are not anarchists
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People who love FTP
• people who wear camo
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Little Computer People
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• People want what they cannot have
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• cat haters
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who don't smoke will never die
• A history of people and computers
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Two people who are not touching
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• People who died laughing
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• people who need people are just people who need people
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Animals people have sex with
• Computer Science for Smart People
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• People have fucked up before
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• How to "Have People"
• Dead people I have known
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Actors who have played Hitler
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• worse things have happened to better people
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Flaunting your sexuality
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Taking things at surface value
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• play dumb
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Computers have no sense of time
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• People who use Windows
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Why people who jog live longer
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Capitalize, please
• The problem with normal people and computers
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor

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