On the
TV show
Friends, Phoebe writes her own songs to perform publicly. I know for a fact that
Smelly Cat has already been noded, but in case you were interested in some of
Phoebe's other songs, here are a few she's performed at
Central Perk.
Two of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly
This story isn't real...
Now our Neil must decide
Who will be the girl that he casts aside?
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?
He must decide, he must decide
Even though I made him up, he must decide
Grandma
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her, she looked so much thinner
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died, and someday you will too
La la la la la la la la la la...
Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supossed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen
La la la la la la la la la la...
Bisexuals
Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
And then there are bi-sexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves
La la la la la la la la la la...
Shower
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled bakward is nirget
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
As needed
Don't
There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T, cause
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
Barnyard Animals
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Oh the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers
Nooooooooooowww chicken!!
Coma Guy
You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say...