The worst show on television
No no…don’t start…I know what your thinking. Your thinking there is a far worse show that you’ve seen many times, and it blows this “Dark Justice
” shit out of the water.
Well, you wrong...so very, very wrong.
is a poorly computer-animated
show on playboy TV
. It features soft-core computer-animated sex
, soft-core computer-animated breasts
, and absolutely never features a soft-core computer animated DICK
Why, you ask?
Well, I’ll tell you. Because it sucks, and it tries to be more legitimate than your average porn
. In other words, all the soft-core computer-animated sex
pathetically fits in to a lame plot.
How lame is this plot, you ask?
Well, its about poorly-computer animated beautiful people
who form a vigilante police force
in a post-apocalyptic
world; fighting poorly-computer animated bad guys
Yeah, I know…
Ok…remember that old show reboot
? Remember? It was computer-animated
, about a little world of people that lived inside a computer. There were those big purple game boxes and stuff, remember?
Well that’s what Dark Justice
looks like. Infact, it actually looks about half that, on account of the fact that Dark Justice
has the lighting of your average porn movie
I mean, come on. I get home, it's late. I was out all night partying, I can barley walk. I wanna lay on my couch and watch porn, then go to bed.
I DON’T WANNA WATCH THIS DARK JUSTICE SHIT.
No, no…im not making any of this up. The website can be found at http://www.playboy.com/pbtv-hv/pbtv/darkjustice/