Findings:

• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Give me a moment, please
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please stop annoying me
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Dont come near me (user)
• Don't stand so close to me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• The stranger who hates me
• Don't @ me
• Please, Call me Honky
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Please don't feed the troll
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please don't bring your kids
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't Tell Me
• Don't You Hate
• Don't tell me everything
• let me hate for you
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Someone please kill me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Please Don't Destroy
• please forgive me (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please Kill Me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• listen()
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't tread on me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Please don't send your resume
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• He Hate Me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Please Please Me
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't call me white
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• let me speak please (user)
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please help me!
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't Blame Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't send me roses
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't tell me about her
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• the way you don't look at me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• customers don't trust me
• Don't call me Debbie
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• please don't go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you

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