Findings:

• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't tell me about her
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When to talk about religion
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• O tell me the truth about love
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• I'm about to create a new node!
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Tell me a story about trains
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Talk about the weather
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• Don't think about it
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Tell me a story about elephants
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about clouds
• I don't care about the air
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about rains
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Can We Talk About This?
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• small intimate talk about nothing
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• show me what the world is all about
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me about your secret places
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• So why talk about politics now
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• tell me a story about lesbians
• When you think about smoking
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Tell me a story about brains
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Tell me a story about cranes
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me a story about mains
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now

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