Findings:

• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please Please Me
• please forgive me (user)
• listen()
• Please Don't Bury Me
• let me speak please (user)
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Give me a moment, please
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I won't ever understand me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop annoying me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Someone please kill me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Just don't expect me to understand
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• please let me in (user)
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please help me!
• Please Kill Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• /me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• It's not you, it's me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Trust me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Why Not Me?
• Drink Me
• Eat Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• why me?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Roger and Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Are you hitting on me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Tell me a story about trains
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I and me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• What makes me beautiful
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Me So Horny
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• The Statue Got Me High
• Feigning smiles for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• stop picking on me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Commercials depress me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Windows ME
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Stay here with me
• Follow Me 'Ome
• You like me, you really like me!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Your secret's safe with me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• She approached me with some vague line
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Me Imperturbe
• That's me inside your head
• GP, are you with me?

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