Findings:

• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Just to see what it would be like
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Just Me (user)
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Look siad me Be like me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• She just looks at me
• it's just me (user)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Just be home in time for supper
• OBAFGKM
• You're too good to be human
• you just might be evil
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I just want to be friends
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• Be gentle with me
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just don't expect me to understand
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• People just expect things from me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• That would be me
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Just Be
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• If your wish be to close me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• You mean the me that you would be
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• just to have some human contact
• I've Gotta Be Me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Just call me fluffy
• No human, just Porsche
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Let's just be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Be human
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Let me be your fantasy
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• far be it from me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I just want to be a drummer
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It will never be just you
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• we can all just be around other people
• Be a model or just look like one
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• let me be your first upvote
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• All we need is just to be
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You've got to be kidding me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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