Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- My first comet
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How television car chases influenced me
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Life and How to Live It
- Live To Tell
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me a story about rains
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- David "Honeyboy" Edwards
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Someone please kill me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- man when you are telling me how it was
- two-way mirror
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How to tell she's good looking
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- This is my truth tell me yours
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- tell me the truth
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- how to live cheap
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- He taught me how to smoke
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How Do I Live
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- Please Please Me
- it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Tell me a story about trains
- I met Jet-Poop and lived to tell the tale!
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Please Kill Me
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please help me!
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Tell me about your secret places
- listen()
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please stop annoying me
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How the Cuttenclips Lived
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to cook and clean a live crab
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
- How Gods Live On
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- How Do You Want Me?
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How I learned to live with my noisy computer
- How to live with Thoracic Outlet Syndrome: Monkeylover's Story
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- When you want me and how you want me
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
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