Findings:

• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Gays are great, so she says
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• She has trouble acting normal
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• First Great Eastern
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Hot pursuit
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• First Great Western
• But she heard it
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The hardest breath she has
• She wrote the great american napkin
• She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Great first lines
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The Great Christmas Kidnapping Case
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• great things he has taught us
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• She still has my Borges book
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• She brakes for rainbows
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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