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• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The end will be a sellout
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Rebeca Martinez
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• There can be only one
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• One should expect as much from a machine
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Should I be happy?
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Laundry should be free
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Too good to be true
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• What is and what should never be
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• AI should be our top priority.
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• may you be granted a purple robe
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Things every child should be taught
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I will always be weird inside
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Should high school be mandatory?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Who Will Be There
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Be that as it may
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You're too young to be so old
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Be a model or just look like one
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• not as funny as it used to be
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Food should not be luminous
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• To be this good will take Sega ages

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