Proof: Baptists cause Tornados!
Pat Robertson and Statistics: Do Unnatural Acts Cause Natural Disasters?
Pat Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition
, recently warned Orlando
, that it was courting natural disaster
by allowing gay pride flags to be flown along its streets.
"A condition like this will bring about ... earthquakes
, and possibly a meteor
Apparently he was referring to his belief that the presence of openly gay people incurs divine wrath and that God acts through geological and meteorological
events to destroy municipalities that permit gay people the same civil liberties as others. (Robertson
also warned Orlando
about terrorist bombs, suggesting the possibility that God
may also employ terrorists.)
Before Pat and his Christian cronies get too carried away promulgating the idea that natural disasters are prompted by people who displease God
, they should take a hard look at the data.
. Every state (except Alaska
) has them-- some only one or two a year, dozens in others.
people are in every state (even Alaska
). According to Pat's hypothesis
, there should be more gay people in states that have more tornadoes
. But are there? Nope. In fact, there's no correlation at all between the number of gay folks (as estimated by the number of gay political organizations
, support groups, bookstores, radio programs
, and circuit parties) and the annual tornado
count < = .04, p = .78 for you statisticians). So much for the "God hates gays" theory.
God seems almost neutral on the subject of sexual orientation. I say "almost" because if we look at the density of gay groups relative
to the population as a whole, there is a small but statistically significant
(p 05) correlation with the occurrence of tornadoes
. And it's a negative correlation < = -.28).
For those of you who haven't used statistics
since 1973, that means that a high concentration of gay organizations actually protects against tornadoes
. A state with the population of, say, Alabama could avert two tornadoes a year merely by doubling the number of gay organizations in the state. (Tough choice for Alabama's civil defense strategists.)
may not care about sexual orientation
, the same cannot be said for religious affiliation
. If the underlying tenet of Pat
's postulate is true--that God wipes out offensive folks via natural disasters - then perhaps we can find some evidence of who's on God
's hit list.
are off the hook here: there's no correlation between numbers of Jews and frequency of tornadoes
. Ditto for Catholics
. But when it comes to Protestants
, there's a highly significant correlation of .71.
This means that fully half the state-to-state variation in tornado frequency
can be accounted for by the presence of Protestants
. And the chance that this association is merely coincidental
is only one in 10,000.
, of course, come in many flavors-- we were able to find statistics for Lutherans
, and Others
don't seem to be a problem--no correlation with tornadoes. There's a modest correlation < = .52, p = .0001) between Methodists
and Others share the prize: both groups show a definite correlation
with tornado frequency < = .68, p = .0001). This means that Texas
could cut its average of 139 tornadoes per year in half by sending a few hundred thousand Baptist
s elsewhere (Alaska maybe?).
What, you are probably asking yourself, about gay Protestants
? An examination of the numbers of gay religious groups
(mostly Protestant) reveals no significant relationship with tornadoes
. Perhaps even Protestants are less repugnant to God if they're gay
And that brings up another point--the futility of trying to save the world by getting gay
people to accept Jesus
. It looks from our numbers as if the frequency
of natural disasters might be more effectively reduced by encouraging Protestants
to be gay.
Gay people have been falsely blamed
for disasters ever since Sodom
was destroyed by fire and brimstone
. (We have been unable to find any statistics on disasters involving brimstone
According to a reliable source, the destruction of Sodom was indeed an act of God
. (see Genesis 19:13) Its destruction was perpetrated
because the citizens thereof were, according to the same source (see Ezekiel 16:49-50) "arrogant
, overfed and unconcerned
(and) did not help the poor and needy
"--not because they were gay
would have us believe that gays are the cause of tornadoes
(as well as earthquakes
, and even terrorist bombs
) in utter disregard for evidence showing that Baptists are much more likely to cause them.
I say "Kudos!" to Orlando
. Despite Robertson's warning that Orlando is "right in the way of some serious hurricanes" (hardly a revelation), note that it was not struck by the very destructive Hurricane Andrew a few years ago. And amid the recent conflagrations
(that's fires) in central Florida, which occurred just after Pat sounded his alarm, Orlando was spared. Keep those flags
As any statistician
will tell you, of course, correlation doesn't prove causation
. Protestants causing tornadoes by angering God
isn't the only explanation for these data. It could be that Baptists and Other Protestants purposely flock to states that have lots of torn
adoes (no, we haven't checked for a correlation between IQ
and religious affiliation).
But if Pat and his Christian
crew insist that natural disasters are brought on by people who offend God
, let the data show who those people are.
- Janis Walworth
July 16, 1998 -
Sources: Tornado Occurrence by State
, 1962-1991 1990 Churches and Church Membership
; Population by State, 1990 US Census; Gay
Political Organizations, Support Groups, and Religious Groups from Gayellow Pages, National Edition, 1987.
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