Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Putting the Dog to Sleep
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Putting on the dog
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Putting your life in the hands of an idiot
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- front money
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Tasty Bits from the Technology Front
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- When I get like this
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- It seems like the right thing to do
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Craving a smoke
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How much money do you make?
- Trip Like I Do
- Why do you want to get married?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- when dogs puke
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Imitation Bacon Bits
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Do You Like My Wang?
- do you feel like you are in control of your emotions?
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- I do not like the new neighbor bears
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- What to do if a small dog attacks you
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Why men like women's breasts
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- How do ya like them apples?
- What to do if a big dog attacks you
- Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Why dogs eat grass
- I do not like the radio man.
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- How do you write like that?
- What do theorems look like?
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- I like you; do you like me?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- What to do when your husband comes home
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- What dogs dream about
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- Do all nuns dress like this?
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- do you like it
- What do you see when you look up?
- What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I do not like doctors
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Get a bit chopped
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Hair of the dog that bit you
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Do you use money in the Philippines?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- Do you want to get slapped?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Why do women like motorbikes?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Do you like me?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Do like you oughta, add acid to water
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- What dogs do to dead fish
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Why dogs roll in stinky things
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- How do you get there?
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Dogs, do you want to live forever?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Reality has nothing to do with money
- I never know what to do with my hands
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
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