Findings:

• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Questions we will never have answers to
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I will not dignify that question with an answer
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Does that answer your question?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• Even the dead will not be safe
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• You will be assimilated
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Will I be given that chance?
• Will I cease to be
• I will always be weird inside
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• There will be time
• node that will be my legacy
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The revolution will not be webcast
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Who Will Be There
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The next life will be better
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I will be in my trailer!
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Before you ask a question
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I never asked to be born you know
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• all the cute guys will be there
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Boys will be boys
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• What life after death will really be like
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Answer to a Child's Question
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Questions and answers
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Question to the Ultimate Answer
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• What question is its own answer?
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Marks which will never be broken
• The end will be a sellout
• as if questions have answers
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Snappy answers to a weird question
• Answers to Course Evaluations Questions
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• We never asked to be babysitters
• i trust that this answers all of your questions
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• The question nobody asks
• Ask a stupid question
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• The revolution will not be televised
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• Answer in the form of a question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• question the question before you contemplate the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Round the Moon: 6: Question and Answer
• Candlelight is the answer to every question
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Suicide is not the answer! It's the question.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Carl Everett
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• The television will not be revolutionized
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I fear I will be nothing
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Overly Answered Question
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One

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