Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Quidditch makes more sense if you understand that Hogwarts is supposed to be a kind of parody of the way the English school system treats children."

• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Should high school be mandatory?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Japanese elementary school children
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Where's the kaboom?
• The Mother Tongue: English and How it Got That Way
• The social structure in English schools
• Men make more money than women
• Everything is silly and nothing makes sense
• Because that would make sense
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• learning English in school
• The English curriculum from the perspective of a middle school student
• Loudly speaking English in a French accent won't help the locals understand you
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Too much school makes us crack
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• High school doth make cowards of us all
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Children can be cruel
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The English Motorway System
• The effect of the lack of cheerleaders in English schools
• English education system
• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
• Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
• English Class System
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• The less you know, the more money you make
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Make Way for Ducklings
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• The best kind of bartender
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• I did not say it would make sense
• This node does not make sense
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Be Operating System
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Cruel to Be Kind
• Children should be seen and not heard
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• There need to be more powers
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Be kind. Rewind.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• We used to be more in sync
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Shouldn't You Be in School?
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• If you would be so kind
• How to be a more productive writer
• There will be no more stories to read
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• More to be pitied than scolded
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war

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