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• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Can you hear me knocking?
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• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• You Can Count on Me
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Can You Take Me Back
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• I can feel the reality of your teeth, your jaw.
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• An instruction manual for the conceptually retarded
• Things that make me feel feminine
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• Can You Fill Me In?
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• The alien zombies are coming. I can feel it in my bones.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I can feel the difference in your touch
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• no power in the verse can stop me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Nothing can stop me now
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Reduce me to nothingness
• Drag Me to Hell
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Let me feel that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• You can see right through me
• Can you hear me flailing
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Can you show me?
• can you get enough of me?
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• can you show me where this came from?
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Can You Hear Me?
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Though you can tell me
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• See Me, Feel Me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Give me something worth reading
• instruction manuals
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• Catch Me If You Can
• I can still feel you...
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Canned Heat
• Standing around scowling
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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