Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Religion is such a great thing that when I meet really religious people we are friends at once"

• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• When the great recorder comes
• People don't flail when they die
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Religious Society of Friends
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The Five People You Meet in Heaven
• The Senseless Death of a Once Removed Friend
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• when people become strangers
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• We were never really friends
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• You Meet the Nicest People in Strip Club Parking Lots
• When I watch the living meet
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 8: In Which We Meet an Odd Little Bird
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When children become people
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• People should stop giving crimes such cool names
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• When to talk about religion
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• Comparative Overview of the Six Great World Religions
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• When impressing friends with food
• When Titans Meet
• Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Her hair, tangled
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 6: In Which I meet the Sun Son
• If we're such good friends
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• When or Not, Make it Great
• The Gallery of Great People of Łódź
• The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The five people you meet in hell
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The Ten People You Meet Under the Interstate
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Strangers when we meet
• How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
• Religion is a crutch for weak people
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Where people go when people die
• When you kill people they die
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• play dumb
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• These people are not your friends
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Friends
• Best friend
• Fisherman's Friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• tell your friends
• Man's best friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• No hair = No friends
• death of a friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• I have lots of gay friends
• gay friends
• I have a friend
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• Just friends syndrome
• Friend pheromones
• Outrun a speeding train
• Friend of the Devil
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• oil-water friend problem
• false friend
• I found my friend Broken
• famous circle of friends
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• just a friend

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