Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Ronald Colquhoun everywhere but the back cover of the book, which misspells his name, presumably, as Ronald Colquohoun Smeaton. He died in 2015"

• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Psychedelic Guide: Back Cover Text
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• How Pac-Man got his name
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• his name in laundry pen disappearing
• Maybe his name is a killing word
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• book covers
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• his name
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Requiem for What's His Name
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Baby name books are crap
• Putting a duvet cover back on by yourself
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I Eat Books from Cover to Cover
• That extinct fish with the hard to spell name that came back
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Your doppleganger's name is Tyler and I saw his bare chest in the cafeteria today
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• His Name Is Alive
• i set fire to his name
• Ronald Oxburgh
• Ronald Reagan
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• The Poet and His Book
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books
• The Book and its Cover
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Judge a book by its cover
• Back Bay street names
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• he just died
• Cover songs which are indistinguishable from the originals
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Everywhere and His Nasty Parlour Tricks
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He Never Died
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He made a way to his anger
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• He just left his body
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• Ronald McDonald
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• He weaves his words
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Movie reviews and book covers
• Dissecting films and books in the name of English
• The Book of King Arthur and His Noble Knights of the Round Table
• Valediction to His Book
• He never looked back
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• A rumination on the name of a book
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• The cover of a book is only skin deep
• my magic is not the kind you find in books. it is the kind which bubbles and overflows. it is an acquired taste.
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• He brings me books like flowers
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He smiles but it's not real.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• He died on a Sunday morning
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He Knows Not Their Names
• He flops over and bonks his head
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.

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