Findings:
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Just So Stories
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
- Turn the dark cloud inside out
- like something out of a story
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
- I Turned Out a Punk
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The sad story of the dual devirginization of a traffic cone
- Not so difficult
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- The Story So Far
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
- turn out
- Out of turn
- Hey, faggot!
- Hey
- Hey Joe
- Hey Ladies
- Hey Man, Nice Shot
- Gabba Gabba Hey
- Asking for a favor
- Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
- Hey Diddle Diddle
- Hey, how's it going?
- hey mister
- Hey kids - No hope in dope!
- Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
- Hey Nineteen
- Hey, the TV took my...
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- Hey, you dropped this
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- Kung Hey Fat Choi
- Hey hey little enemy
- Hey, ho, let's go!
- Hey Dude
- Hey, Dad!
- Hey man, nice mask
- Hey Matthew
- J. Totale (user)
- Hey! Just say!
- Hey Montana
- Hey Ya!
- Hey Jack Kerouac
- Hey Hey 16K
- Hey Paesan!
- Hey! Spring of Trivia
- HEY youre cool (user)
- HEY im cool (user)
- hey (user)
- hey baby (user)
- Hey Unfaithful (user)
- Hey, Mabel!
- Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
- Hey Hey It's Saturday
- When I turned round...
- Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
- Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
- Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
- a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
- hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
- hey macaroni sleeves, the fuck you lookin' at
- A Roll In The HEY!
- Hey Wullie Wine
- strung out
- snarking out
- sold out
- Out of Time
- Out of Sight
- Fast, Cheap and Out of Control
- bow out
- bogue out
- working out
- out
- hang out
- time out
- selling out
- Out of Control
- eat out
- out there
- In and Out
- rock out
- Out of the Silent Planet
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- going out
- far out
- out of the loop
- Out of the blue and into the black
- draw out
- Out of order
- go out
- pop out
- foul out
- drop out
- bug out
- cop out
- out of steam
- Cut it out
- Block Out
- Kick Out The Jams
- keep out of reach of children
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The paper airplanes we threw out the window
- Out of place
- Work out
- Dropping out of college is scary
- Building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe
- timing out
- dry out
- Look out Haskell, it's real!
- typing out loud
- Blow Out
- Out of Africa
- left out
- Street Spirit (Fade Out)
- out on a limb
- Out of print
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
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