Findings:
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- By their fruits you shall know them
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- In The Duchess Of Malfi, the horrors of act IV, scene i are less important than the characters' reaction to them
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
- Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- People with programming languages named after them
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
- People who carp about their jobs
- I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- The world has conquered them
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Don't tell me about her
- A Little Child Shall Lead Them
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Each one has their own story
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- I will ask them all their dreams
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Much Ado About Nothing I.i
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
- chop saw
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- thinking about her
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- it's the space between things that allows them to exist
- General sexuality newsgroup
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
- Things people put up their butts
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Things you should know about King James
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
- Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Worry not about the cars that go by
- The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- Judging women by their books
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Fuck them all but the six
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
If you Log in you could create a "SPOILERS! After cutting It's reign short in '58, the kids remain lost in the sewer. Beverly removes her pants and has sex with each of them, which somehow renews their bond and allows them to vaGPS their way out. Yeah, I know. WTF? King has tried to turn the tables, wondering why people worry more about that scene than multiple scenes of child murder. Call me crazy, but the novel is about child murder, and the killings get presented as evil, vile acts by a monster and monster surrogates. Beverly's sexual adventures with her fellow children occurs among the heroes, and (since it helps them, somehow) gets implicit approval from the book." node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.