Findings:

• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• That'll Be the Day
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Should I go to the movies and sleep the day away?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• some day we will all be gone
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Be a girl for a day
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Names that should never be given to important files
• An apple a day
• salmon day
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Ferris Bueller's Day Off
• day camp
• Salad days
• Armistice Day
• Chalant should be a word!
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Things every child should be taught
• all day
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Should I be happy?
• Music was better in the old days
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• What is and what should never be
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Why you should not be mean
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Days of the New
• Back in the day
• Groundhog Day
• The Seven Days of Fire
• A Day in the Life
• Judgment Day
• The Island of the Day Before
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Laundry should be free
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• stupidity should be painful
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• why you should never be a referee
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with renga!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Why should we be moral?
• I should be able to remember your face
• Happy Days
• Press Day
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Day planner
• Day Of Ire (user)
• May Day
• Strange Days
• 0-3 day wareZ
• The day God took back the edges
• A Grand Day Out
• Queen's day
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• flag day
• Windows Refund Day
• Day trading
• Have a nice day
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Those were the days
• Green Day
• Labor Day
• Bad hair day
• The Day Today
• Pi Day
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Farmers' Market
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Food should not be luminous
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• No threat should be taken lightly
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• It should not be this complicated
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Should I be sorry?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• You Should Be Sober
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• How Should A Person Be?
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• titles should be approached laterally
• day
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• every day
• April Fools' Day
• Gekko Day (user)
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Independence Day
• The Longest Day
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• Funerals should be a celebration

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