Findings:

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• this is how i'm going to die.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to Disneyland
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Going Crazy
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Going Home
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to kill you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Curses
• The Curse of the Blair Witch
• the curse
• Muldoon's Curse
• Curse of Scotland
• Curses! Foiled again!
• The Curse of Monkey Island
• Buffalo sports teams are all cursed
• A Tibetan curse word
• curses, foiled again!
• The Curse of Conventional Wisdom in Sports
• Creative Curses
• Curse of Jhonen Vasquez
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• scroll of remove curse
• Curse of Nine
• RimRod Loses the McDonald's Curse
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Afrikaans insults
• The Wizardry Cursed
• Tips for getting rid of curses
• The Curse of the Werewolf
• The Journal of the Cursed Scientist
• Leap Year Curse
• The Presidential Curse
• Tecumseh's Curse
• Blade Runner Curse
• Why People Curse
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Curses!
• Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma
• Sethian Curse Tablets from Rome
• Ondine's Curse
• Commentator's curse
• Adam's Curse
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
• The Curse of the Pharaoh!
• Pharaoh's Curse
• Turkish Curses
• The curse of being gifted
• Amplification Is The Curse Of Civilisation
• Curse of the Balboni
• curse of dimensionality
• The Curse Of Springfield
• Blessed and cursed by numbers
• Beauty's curse
• North Norwegian swearwords and curses
• The cursed caramel
• The Curse of the Tortoise
• Cursed Vehicle
• Curse of the Crying Boy
• Seinfeld curse
• Curse of the Swamp Creature
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
• In the name of the Mother, and of the Daughter, and of the Cursed Spirit
• Ju-on: The Curse
• Ju-on: The Curse 2
• The Curse of the Claw
• whore's curse
• Venus's curse
• Kirby Canvas Curse
• Wallace And Gromit: The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit
• The Curse of Inferno
• Curse of the Pole
• sweater curse
• Entactogenically challenged, empathogenically cursed
• Curse of the Golden Flower
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• Cursed Earth
• viking curses
• Imperius Curse
• Cursed shall you be in the city and cursed shall you be in the field
• Rebel Without a Curse
• Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Water Curses
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• Curse of the Defender
• The Curse of the Black Spot
• Curses, Inc.
• The customer is always right
• Right screw
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Customer service is a bitch
• Best Customer
• Repetitive, menial tasks vs. Customer service
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• Advice for using customer service
• Customer: the mama's boy
• What tech support reps should not say to customers
• Customer Relationship Management
• APAC Customer Services
• Customer Response #5507412A
• I Hate Customers
• Punching customers is bad for business
• Dear Postal Customer
• Sony customer support
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• Gateway Customer Service
• The employee as customer
• Annoying Customer
• The One to One Future: Building Relationships One Customer at a Time
• How to give customers change
• The cost of customer service
• customer review
• Collectables Customer Service
• How to be a terrible customer
• Defusing explosive customers
• Value chain and customer satisfaction in prostitution
• Library Customer Bill of Rights
• customer : seeker of cake
• How to deal with angry customers
• How to be a good customer
• customer: polite, forgetful woman
• Customer service is a fucking given
• Three customers

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