Findings:

• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Shut The Fuck Up
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Shut up and drive
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• Put up or shut up
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• What Waiting Really Means
• Men's guide to what a woman really means
• People have fucked up before
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Fire shut up in my bones
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Fucked up Facts from History
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Saying what you don't mean
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Shut up and cover the pie
• It don't mean anything moves
• I don't think the sun was up
• Don't fuck llamas
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• Ken Lay
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• Leveling up in church means more clothes
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• What homophobia really means
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• "Shut up," he explained
• Aw, shut up!
• Shut up, wesley!
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Don't wait up for me
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't give up your day job
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Don't fuck the corpses
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck up
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't fuck with the cat
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Fucked Up
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• fucked up criteria (user)
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Fucked up ways to die
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Shutting the water off for real
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• To really mess things up takes a machine
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You Fucked Up!
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Shut up and jump
• Shut up
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• don't care
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't touch that dial
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's

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