Findings:
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- More than he was willing to give
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- An older problem than we thought
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- making certain he was touching her
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- I Thought I Was A Child
- thought is larger than words
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- That's Just How He Was
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- A Language Older Than Words
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- This equation is hotter than I thought
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- The teachers thought I was insane
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- I Thought My Father Was God
- more sure of all I thought was true
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- All he left her was alone
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- At least he was gentle
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- some say he was never here at all
- He was found
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He Was Only Joking
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- he was a punk poet himself
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He Was a Crook
- Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- It was more than perfect understanding
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Dumb laws
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I married him because he was not mean
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He
- s/he
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
- he'
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I like the way he reads poetry
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- He doesn't bite
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- He searches
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He weaves his words
- He called around 5:30
- Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
- HES 5 Game Multi-cart
- HES Single Pirate Cart
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