Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
- She has a heap of hearts on a platter and she's not getting mine
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
- The hardest breath she has
- Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Socks, now 19, has cancer.
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
- she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- She still has my Borges book
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- She has trouble acting normal
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- His girlfriend
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
- Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- Feminists make the best girlfriends
- Pinocchio and his girlfriend
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
- Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
- Swordsman's Girlfriend
- New Girlfriend
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Girlfriend aura
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- low-maintenance girlfriend
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
- World's End Girlfriend
- Schrödinger's Girlfriend
- Canadian girlfriend
- Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
- sonnet for my girlfriend
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
- Magical Girlfriend
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- ha ha only serious
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- Ha
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- ha!
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- Pop has eaten itself
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- Has
- Hoo-ha
- Genius has its own etiquette
- the time has come
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- The Universe said, Ha!
- has the X nature
- Something inside has died
- Andre the Giant Has a Posse
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- The Piano Has Been Drinking
- great things he has taught us
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Everyone has a dead bird story
- Experience has made me bitter
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Life has its course
- Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
- The Eagle Has Landed
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Water has negative calories
- Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
- Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
- The Path Has Vanished
- Why did Bach never write an opera?
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- The Rabbi has spoken!
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Canada has low self-esteem
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Elvis has left the building
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