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she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
She sketched on paper napkins
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
She brought them home to meet the dog
while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
She writes like the wind moves
The child, she cannot sleep
What, she cannot say
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
She flies with her own wings
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
She leaves a busy emptiness in the room
A chorus of phones each time she calls
They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
She Sells Sanctuary
Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
She threw out all my letters
Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
That's all she wrote
she turns and smiles, then walks away
She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
She Wanted to Leave
She Fucks Me
She was very beautiful. Y'know?
She left without saying goodbye
This is why she stays
she left her handwriting all over the calendar
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
She is Overheard Singing
I will give them refuge in my own life
She stopped and took a second look
She is why God is God.
Surah 58 She that Disputeth
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
How to write an English paper and fail
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
She said yes
Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
(s)he
wax paper
A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
she broke my heart
If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
He and She
She sat in virginal white, eyes closed, with only her face in rose
Isn't She Lovely
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
She hates my futon
Two condoms, she makes me wear
Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
the ideas contained within green wax paper, wrapped around roses
Still she cried, and still the world pursues
How to write a history term paper
She sells sea shells
she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
English As She Is Spoke
She Moved Through The Fair
She Who Is
She misses me
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
what she kisses twice
She thought about giving him her heart
So happy she drools
English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
She just sat there
The picture she drew in my notebook
The vacuum she left
She wears her failed relationships like a shield
I don't like her because she won't like me
Who am I to critique that which she is?
She Hangs Brightly
That one makes me scream, she said
She makes my teeth naked
Why she stopped crying
She Sleeps
She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
To a girl who thought she was moving away
She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
She is not beautiful
I am three, she said
She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
The one thing I cannot write
She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
He says she says
piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
She Misses Him
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
she does not know how much I need this
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
She remembers the stars
When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
She Takes Flight
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
scrap paper
Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
How to Write an English Paper
We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
she
She said
How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
She Walks in Beauty
That which cannot give me everything I might want
What She Said
She pulled the "I love you" on me
he/she
Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
She smiles in colors
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
Murder She Wrote
She approached me with some vague line
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
She arose and said matter-of-factly
So then she said
She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
God is a she
I knew she wasn't faking
How clear she shines
She was locked in time
Is she really going out with him?
I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
I write because I cannot speak
She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
she being Brand
She said she loved me
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
She has trouble acting normal
She Is Suffering
She Loves Me
She Loves You
Jennifer, is she your friend?
So she wet the bed
How she saw the moon
She was steady
She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
She told me I'd make a good Satan
She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
He and she are one
She still has my Borges book
She told me to say that
you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
She just looks at me
she is not a servant to scattered branches
What the hell was she thinking?
All That She Wants
She Smells of Lilacs
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying

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