Findings:
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- She told me to say that
- O tell me the truth about love
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- She had a 10 million candlepower smile
- Tell me a story about brains
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She approached me with some vague line
- You had me at hello
- She only wants me for sex
- She loved me for my maths
- Tell me a story about trains
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Tell me about your faith
- magic rectangle, teach me about the world
- show me what the world is all about
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- boss i wish you had told me
- They had been expecting me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- She kills me
- She Fucks Me
- she had mood ring eyes
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Tell me a story about elephants
- A poem about my tragic friend
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about cranes
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Tell me a story about mains
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Tell me a story about rains
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I had cool friends in high school
- What school debating society taught me about politics
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- She misses me
- you lied to me
- She said she loved me
- She Loves Me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She Had to Be Sure
- She had the most wonderful grin in the world
- That one makes me scream, she said
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- She only wants me for tech support
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She just looks at me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She loves me, she loves me not
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- she had already found her party
- Tell me about your secret places
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- The things she wonders about
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me about my contradictions
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Tell me a story about clouds
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Don't tell me about her
- Sorry about my friend
- What a Shame About Me
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Ask me about Loom
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- It's all about me (e2poll)
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
- Jennifer, is she your friend?
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- i had a dream about the future
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
- She thought about giving him her heart
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- She had fingernails that shined like justice
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Don't talk about me behind my back
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