Findings:
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- She was too beautiful to be human
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- Dumb laws
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Insulting softlinks
- She knew what she was doing
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- The teachers thought I was insane
- I Thought My Father Was God
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- more sure of all I thought was true
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- What the hell was she thinking?
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She always was devious in her beauty
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She was free
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- she lit a fire and now she's in my every thought
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- This is what I thought and so, I ran
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- Besides the part where she was the only one
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- The night was alive, and so was I
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- the country was so nice we bombed it twice
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- so fragile and cold, i was
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Why are you so goddamn cranky?
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- I Thought I Was A Child
- I was doing so well.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- When she was bad
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- She is and was
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Gays are great, so she says
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- So then she said
- She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- So happy she drools
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- She thought about giving him her heart
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- She was locked in time
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- She was steady
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- It was free, so I took it.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- So she wet the bed
- Funny bumper stickers
- Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
- funny fat guy who dies
- Funny car
- A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
- Funny Games
- funny one (user)
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea) mp3 (recording)
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- There is no goddamn thing such as a succinct sonnet
- Goddamn Ray Lee (user)
- The Weirdest Goddamn Easter
- she
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
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