Findings:

• Being a dickhead
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• The mindset of being alone but not lonely
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm not racist but...
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• never tell anyone your secret plans
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I feel like I'm being watched
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• but don't take my word for it
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs

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