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• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Wake me up if you still want me
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• The radios are talking to me again
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• He has redefined me, again and again
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Penis size and impregnation
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Getting a USB mouse to work under FreeBSD
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• You'll never work in this town again!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell Me Again
• going away again
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Leave it to Chance
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Getting old while programming
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• People have fucked up before
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Kicking up sand in my princess dress
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Petty thievery and exploration dressed up as a game
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• Poop Won't Eat Itself
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Eat me beat me lady
• Getting ICQ to work with Windows 2000
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I'm never getting drunk again
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• We're trying to have a baby
• Baptist fear of dancing
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• When you know things are just meant to be
• It could have been me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Dogs that have owned me
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• they eat plot logic for breakfast
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• All dressed up and nowhere to go
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Lucien and I powder our faces
• dress up
• All Dressed up with Nowhere to Go
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Eat Me
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Eat shit or puke trying
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• Getting the ecore development environment to work (document)
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Thumbs Up going down
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• me, now and again

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