Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Shut! Shut! If you had a neck and I had hands, I would squeeze your brain, which is your body, right out of the top of your head, which does not exist!"

• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• In which Jocasta keeps dropping out of the eaves
• If I only had a brain
• Grow right out of your own body
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Causes of death: which does your doctor treat?
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• which direction is right
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• To which side does your penis lean?
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I Had No Right
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Which way are you headed?
• Which hand is the penny in?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• shut out the world, live underneath the city
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Which Washington would win in a fight? (e2poll)
• That which does not kill me...
• To which side does sir dress?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• had a few
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• The glass does not exist.
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Neatest trip I've had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• i had a dream about the future
• You had better...!!!
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The "future" does not exist
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I Had $1000000
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Of course we had it tough
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The nuns had it coming
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• I had my balls shaved
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• What the Wizard had to say.
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• A metaphor for sex
• Does Santa exist?
• Love does not exist
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Canon CAT
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• if I had my druthers
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• Had Gadya
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• had
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I had cool friends in high school
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• If I Had Known
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• The seizure I had last night
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• We had silent conversations
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• We have had enough of your beige
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• They had been expecting me
• Out of body experience
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• a leg had bared itself
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I once had a cavity
• The death of a man I had never known
• Color does not exist
• Time does not exist without rain
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Mind without body
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Gold Digging does not pan out
• She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
• Christianity does not exist
• If I had a nickel...
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• you had to be there
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Natural rights don't exist
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Jobs I've Had
• I had a really good time tonight
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• A conversation I had with myself once
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
• I Had Always Known
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy

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