Worse than FIRST POST! Syndrome, since such trolls are terse and easily ignored. Slashibitionism is an annoying contest to see who can post the most tasteless or knuckle-dragging missive. Not limited to juvenilia: even smug, fervent libertarians and anarcho-capitalists can play - their evangelical verbosity often makes things dismal, since threads then tend to grow like toxic kudzu. News for Nerds? Stuff that Matters? Pray for a debilitating bug. This is truly the Me-First Generation.