Myth: Never wake a
sleepwalker.
Fact: A.They won't try to
strangle you to
death.
B. It is
dangerous not to wake a
sleepwalker because
they might climb into a
trash compactor, or
jump into a
pool of
razor blades, or attempt to
read without
proper lighting.
Myth: Cigarettes and
Booze will make you more like
Dylan Thomas.
Fact: A. People who
drink too much run the risk of
memory loss and damage to the brain. This is partially due to Alchohol's enormous consumption of
vitamin B1, which a deficiency of causes a collapse of the
cognitive functions of the brain.
B. Your brain needs a good amount of oxygen.
Smoking disrupts the flow of
oxygen to the
brain.
Nicotine in high doses can have a paralyzing effect on the nervous system and causes mental and physical side-effects...
Myth: All you need is love.
Fact: A. Humans cannot survive without proper nourishment.
B. Humans cannot survive in
harsh climates without
shelter.
C. After humans find love, they normally find that
they also need
children as well.
What we've learned today:
Don't have children who grow up to be
alcoholic chain-smoking sleepwalkers.