Findings:
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- My first comet
- man when you are telling me how it was
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
- How America was mapped
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- It was a green field and a pleasant day
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- I carry this bullet with me every day
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- How the West Was Won
- The day I was showering with two black men
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Music was better in the old days
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
- I was a father for a few days
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- Collision avoidance technique
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How Do You Want Me?
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- I was Christian for a day
- Food was purer in the good old days
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- the good days are killing me too
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How Prom nearly killed me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How television car chases influenced me
- Oh, so that's how it is
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to tell if someone loves you
- two-way mirror
- How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
- How to tell she's good looking
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How the Earth was destroyed
- Charles Bridgeman
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- He taught me how to smoke
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- And in those days was armageddon
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- There was a cold day
- Upon the hills where day was done
- The Day the World was about to End
- Pity me not because the light of day
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- The day he gave me a lift
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- how witches begin and end the day
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How was the Bible canonized?
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- So how did you two meet?
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- The day I realized what being alive was
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How Kissing Was Discovered
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Running a BBS
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How the Police tell if you are high
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
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