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• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• A Girl Walks Into A Bar
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician walked into a bar
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• A duck walks into a bar
• A man walks into a bar. The next man ducks.
• A Gender Neutral Tomato Walks Into A Bar
• A man walks into a bar...
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• She walked into the room
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• American girls are all so easy
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• seal clubbing
• A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• a baby seal walks into a club...
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Girl with the roses at the bar
• The Bald Soprano
• The Bald Man and the Fly
• The Bald Knight
• Bald Man (user)
• Charles the Bald
• Is the king of France bald?
• Bald Wookie (user)
• Bald Dwarf
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Night on Bald Mountain
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• When good cats go bald
• Bald Rick and The Cunning Plans
• one bald guy (user)
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Bald Knobbers
• Bald Bull
• Mars Bar
• Mars Bar party
• Bob Barr
• Green Bar Paper
• internet bar
• chocolate bar
• bar hopping
• spacebar
• bar tab
• Salad Bar
• Titty bar
• bar the door
• granola bar
• cereal bar
• cookie bar
• power bar
• The Bar
• Bar and grill
• Crunchy Cornflake Bars
• Barred owl
• Kitchenware & Candy Bars
• snack bar
• scroll bar
• Quark's Bar
• dive bar
• Monkey bars
• Bar Fighting 101
• whammy bar
• Drive thru daiquiri bar
• Sushi Bar
• Twelve bar blues
• Bar St. Louis
• In A bar, Under The Sea
• Dynamite Bar
• Barr
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Salad Bar christian
• wet bar
• The Basic Bar
• The Basic Bar - Glassware
• Stocking a Bar - Spirits, Wines, and Beer
• Stocking a Bar - Mixers
• Stocking a Bar - Condiments
• Stocking a Bar - Garnishes
• Bar Ice
• status bar rollover
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• Progress bar
• Sand Art Bars
• Pollo Bar
• The Donkey in the Bar
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• lockdown bar
• Stars and Bars
• Crossing the Bar
• Religion is a salad bar
• Hazelnut Bars
• Bars Fight
• Compaq keyboards with a delete bar where the space bar is
• Temple Bar
• Parallel Bars
• The Most Expensively-Catered Bar Mitzvah Spread Wins
• barr (user)
• snooze bar
• Celtic culture is based on bar bets
• A Sunday night at a Bar and Grill
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• Zinc Bar and Grill
• Wine Bar
• stabilizer bar
• The Salad Bar Paradox
• Overheard in a bar
• bar mitzvah
• Wonka Bar
• Ibiza Bar
• Clif Bar
• Gilberts Bar House of Refuge
• The Red Clam Bar
• 7 Bars of Rest
• 12 Bar Club
• Free bar
• drink the bar dry
• roo bar
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• Location bar
• The Tarasco Bar
• Bar ends
• Yankie Bar
• Onion bar
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• bar measure
• Raising the bar
• split bar
• Across the street from the karaoke bar
• NxM chocolate bar solution
• Yumi's Sushi Bar
• stretcher bars
• traction bars
• Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
• Hershey Desert Bar
• Alphabet Bar
• Bass Bar
• maple bar
• macaroon bar
• Milk Bar
• riser bar
• Jean-Marc Barr
• The Finnish bar culture
• Genius Bar
• Lighting bar
• bar code
• Whammy Bar Gargles
• Color Bar Generator
• Goddamn yuppie chain bar
• seedy neighborhood bar
• bar stool
• ice cream bar
• Barr Pineapple
• Davenport's Piano Bar and Cabaret
• rat bars
• butter bar

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