Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Society for Alcoholic Introverts Who Hate Stupid People and Cannot Escape their Evil Clutches"

• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who carp about their jobs
• cat haters
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The other people who hate war
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Know your pets
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Dead links in writeups
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Capitalize, please
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• play dumb
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You become the people you hate
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• people who don't exist
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Stupid people
• A Society of People Named Elihu
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The lottery is a tax on stupid people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• Stupid movie reviews are killing people
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• People want what they cannot have
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Things people put up their butts
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• The bored who complain
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Does hate scare people?
• Why people who jog live longer
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Type A blood
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• people who wear camo
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• People who don't read
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• People who died laughing
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• Weak and stupid people manipulating other weak and stupid people
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Judging women by their books
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• The stranger who hates me
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Taking things at surface value
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• School is for stupid people
• Nice names for stupid people
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People who use Windows
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Using a command line
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Two people who are not touching
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People who are not anarchists
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People are basically stupid
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The Evil that befalls seemingly innocent people
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• People who love FTP
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Crabbie's alcoholic ginger beer
• only when you cannot hear
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• A raindrop cannot comprehend a river valley
• the flowers cannot remember the flood

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