Findings:

• I have to return some videotapes
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I do have some things to hide
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Some gifts are so fleeting
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Gifts we already have
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• just to have some human contact
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Everything Bartender
• The best kind of bartender
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Bartender's Friend
• Bartender's Friend - General Directions
• Bartender's Friend - Tips for Beginners
• Angie the Bartender
• Holy Bartender
• Bartender's ear
• song of the lonely bartender
• Everything Bartender (category)
• Spencers Gifts
• Gifted Program
• Gift economy
• Charismatic Gifts
• Gift of Prophecy
• God's Gift To Man
• gift
• The Gift of the Magi
• Small gifts from the universe
• Xmas Gift
• gift voucher
• Wild Gift
• gift of gab
• gift chocolate
• Gifts of Gold
• The gift that keeps on giving
• gift shop
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop
• Highly Gifted
• God's Gift
• The Gift of Prophecy
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• Gift Paradigm
• My mother's gifts
• Traditional birthday Gifts
• The Gift of Asher Lev
• A Gift of Ben-Wa Balls
• Gifts of the Magi
• Simple Gifts
• gift exchange
• The make do gift
• A Gift Taken Away
• Giving gifts
• Rudy Giuliani Gift Shop and Sex Emporium
• The Gift of Recognition
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 25
• The Gift of God
• Flowers are a strange gift
• The Gift of The Great Spirit
• The curse of being gifted
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Homer Gift
• How to wrap gifts
• deed of gift
• Contributing to an expensive farewell gift for your rich, rich boss
• Family gift
• Finnegan's toys and gifts
• The Great Gift, Tobacco
• A Gift of Fire, A Gift of Blood
• It's a Gift
• Greek Gift
• A Gift Of Music
• National Academy for Gifted and Talented Youth
• Gift giving in Japan
• Sex is a gift of pleasure between friends
• How to buy good, last minute Christmas gifts
• The perfect gift
• Wedding gift basket
• Humboldt's Gift
• The Greatest Gift
• life's most inexplicable gifts are often greeted unjustly
• Uncle gifts
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• A Gift of Wings
• Gifts
• Gift (user)
• gift card
• Einstein's Gift
• The lost Salt and gift of Blood
• Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
• christmas gifts (user)
• The Gift of Death
• E2 Gift Shop (superdoc)
• The Gift That Keeps On Giving (e2poll)
• The Gift That Keeps On Giving (document)
• Anger is a gift
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Eggs, Tokens, E2 Gift Shop and Wheel of Surprise
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Gift of Fear
• Wedding gift ideas: deluxe monogrammed memories
• The Gift of Ching (node_forward)
• The Gift of Votes (node_forward)
• The Gift of Eggs (node_forward)
• Gift Points
• unkle gifts
• A Gift from a Flower to a Garden
• The Gift of Star (node_forward)
• How I won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest that year
• Exit Through The Gift Shop
• The Gifted and Talented Experiment
• Return the Gift
• the proliferation of elf gifts
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• The Tacky Gift Contest
• A Gift For The Android
• the gift of poon (tm)
• Jasny's Gift
• I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
• cat gifts
• How I Won the Tacky Christmas Gift Contest
• The Holy Gift
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• A kingly gift indeed
• The gift is the blessing of the giver
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you

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