Findings:
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You, standing
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- May those who are born after me
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't believe in anything
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- It don't mean anything moves
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- On Being the one who goes away
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Something I thought only I thought about
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Being a dickhead
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Ain't nobody here but us chickens
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
- I get knocked down, but I get up again
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Hot pursuit
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Capitalize, please
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- The bored who complain
- infinity isn't anything until you are among the stars searching for something you lost
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- doesn't look like anything to me
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
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