A few of the emails hacked from Sarah Palin's personal e-mail account. They have been edited for content. Also, the senders' e-mail addresses have been edited as well to protect their privacies.
From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxx
Sent: Sun 9/14/2008 10:03 AM
Subject: Re: SNL last night
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Yeah, Dad, I saw it. That Tina Fey. She's such a bitch, eh?
Oh BTW I don't know if I'm going to be able to make that moose roast on the 27th. With the campaign and all.
Love ya,
S.
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::Dear sweetie
::Did you see that SNL skit last night?
::That girl that used to be on it, I thought she was really mean to you with her impression.
::-Love, Daddy
From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxx
Sent: Sat 9/13/2008 7:11 PM
Subject: Creationism
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Ms. Palin
Listen. Go ahead and threaten to pull funding for the arts. We're not adding Creationism to the science curriculum. It's utterly ridiculous, not to mention unconstitutional. You know. The U.S. Constitution. That thing they finished writing in 1781.
God I hope that McCain isn't elected!
- Dr. (Xxxxxxx)
School Board
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From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxx
Sent: Sat 9/13/2008 9:34 PM
Subject: Re: Creationism
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Ms. Xxxxxx
Oh we will be elected, I can assure you! It's time for you liberals to hand over the keys to this great Christian nation!
Oh and by the way, the Constitution was written in 1776. That's when the Revolution started! Duh!
You need to learn to check your facts. And you call yourself an educator!
- Sarah Palin
Vice Presidential Candidate
Future Former Govenor of Alaska
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::Ms. Palin
::Listen. Go ahead and threaten to pull funding for the arts. We're not adding Creationism to the...
From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxx
Sent: Wed 9/10/2008 9:34 PM
Subject: Re: Gays
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Hey Xxxxxx
Oh yeah. That gay cousin of ours won’t stop bugging me. I swear. When will he realize that he can talk about the Constitution all he wants I’ll never try to get gay marriage legalized so he can marry his man-friend. What a homo!
Oh well. God will get him someday, just like he got Sodom and Gomorrah.
Now if He could smite Obama, too, that'd be great as well. hehe.
- S.
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::Hey Sis
::Do you like still get emails from that queer cousin and stuff?
From: xxxxxxxx
To: gary.bettman@nhl.com
Sent: Fri 9/12/2008 2:03 AM
Subject: Re: NHL Franchise in Alaska
Attachment: saviors-financial.xls
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Dear Mr. Bettman
With all due respect, when exactly are you going to stop jerking us around? Ever since 2001 when you had the St. Louis Blues and San Jose Sharks come up here for preseason games you have been toying with Alaska about an NHL franchise. I know it's long travel time for Visitors but I'm sure we could work it out. See my attached Excel file. I've crunched the numbers... AGAIN... about the costs and my fanbase estimates. And this time I'd like you to take them seriously. You've got an expansion coming up and we'd be more than willing to participate.
And I'd like to remind you that I may be Vice President soon... of the United States! You know, where most of your franchises are?
And I still don't exactly see what your problem is with my proposed name, "The Alaskan Saviors." Isn't it about time we bring a little God into the game???
- Sarah Palin
Gov. of Alaska and "Hockey Mom"
xxx@xxxx.xxx
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::Dear Ms. Palin
::Look, we understand your frustration. But me and the Board just don't see it happening. You must
::understand. Maybe sometime in the future, but we don't think it will be anytime soon. The logistics
::of it are just too insurmountable right now.
::Besides, the name you propose, again, we just don't think it's appropriate.
::Best Regards,
::Gary Bettman
From: xxxxxxxx
To: info@sextoycity.com
Sent: Thu 9/4/2008 2:03 AM
Subject: My Super Vibrator 50000 Order (#44555-00332)
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To Whom it May Concern
Listen. I am getting sick and tired of dealing with you people. This is the fifth time I've had to email you. The supposed "Super Vibrator 5000" that you shipped to my house was wrong AGAIN. It was the Super Vibrator *3000* that arrived, just like the one I ordered from you in 2005, the one I complained about back then. I want the 5000, damn you. My sister let me try hers and finally I've found a vibrator that does it for me!
And I must say, it is quite embarassing having to have my Mexican housemaid receive the packages for me while I'm away. Thank god she doesn't speak much English.
I demand some compensation for my time and aggravation. I request you send me some free KY or something.
- Sarah Smith
xxx@xxxx.xxx
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From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Thu 9/18/2008 1:03 PM
Subject: S-E-X
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Listen, I know you're busy with the campaign and all, but if we don't start having sex again soon, I'm going to have to start jerking off again.
Love,
- Todd
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From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Thu 9/18/2008 1:03 PM
Subject: Re: S-E-X
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Honey. I'm not an idiot. I know you already are.
Do you seriously think I believe you when you claim that you were just dreaming that you're running the 100 meter in the Olympics?
Love,
- S.
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::Listen, I know you're busy with the campaign and all, but if we don't start having sex again soon,
::I'm going to have to start jerking off again.
::Love,
::- Todd
From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Fri 8/29/2008 2:13 AM
Subject: Re: Would you be my Veep?
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Dear Senator McCain,
After carefully considering the offer and speaking with my family about it I have decided to accept your offer to make me your running mate in your 2008 Presidential campaign. It was a big decision considering my family's current situation and that I have been very happy serving as Governor for the great state of Alaska, but ultimately this would be best for me and this country. I feel that I will be a valuable addition to your team and I am ready to serve this nation as Vice President when you win the election in November.
It will be an honor and a privelege to join you and be by your side on your upcoming campaign trail. Thank you so much.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
Governor, Alaska
xxxx@xxxx.xxx
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::Dear Gov. Palin,
::After carefully considering all of my options, I have decided to ask you to
::be my running mate. Sorry I am using your personal email address but I
::didn't want the media to find out about it just yet and....
From: xxxxxxxx
To: xxxxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxxx; xxxxxxxx
Sent: Fri 8/29/2008 2:16 AM
Subject: VICE FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!!!
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! John McCain just emailed me! HE PICKED ME! FOR FUCKING VICE PRESIDENT!!! Of the UNITED FUCKING STATES!!! Holy shit SHIT! ME??!
Oh my fucknig god! VICE PRESIDENT!! He fucking PICKED ME!!! MEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Oh shit. WHAT WILL I WEAR TOMORROW??!?!
Oh I gotta send this, I think I'm gonna crap my pantsuit! gtg!!!
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