Findings:

• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Please help me!
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Love Me or Leave Me
• god help me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• help me (user)
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• You say you want to help me
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• So help me God
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Give me something worth reading
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• give me the truth or nothing
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Or something
• Or something (user)
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Someone please kill me
• Help me help you
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• rock (or something)
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• serendipity, or something like it
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Help Me, Daddy
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You Do Something To Me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Help Me, Rhonda
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Something to remember me by
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Tell me something good
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• something terrible comes over me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Drugs Or Me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• It's Me or the Dog
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• me or the gun
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• Life, or something like it
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• The truth, or something like it
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• It must have rained or something
• You, standing
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Call for Help
• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• Help!
• Things to help mosquito bites
• Where to go for help with punctuation
• cry for help
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• unpaid help desk
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How to help a library
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Balloon Help
• Herbs for help in divination
• Herbs to help with dreams
• Herbs to help you get a job
• Help On The Way
• shadows help define it
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• 1497825 (user)
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• How to save money and help the earth too
• i need help (user)
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• no help for that
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• 2@ $help (user)
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Help name 18C's baby! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm going to have sex

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