Findings:

• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• good reasons to hate someone
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
• Someone passes
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• Someone worked hard to create vodka
• New Business: Firing Someone
• How to tackle someone
• and the voice of someone now mute
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Sleeping with someone
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• someone (user)
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Someone else's toilet
• my name on someone else's body
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• How to interview someone
• Fall in love with someone today
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• I want someone to read between my lines
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• someone I thought I knew once
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Get a rise out of someone
• ways to say someone is stupid
• Eye contact at a distance
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• A very mean bar trick
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• How to pack someone out of your life
• To cook someone's goose
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• Find someone who...
• How to insult someone using calculus
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Fighting someone else's battle
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• losing someone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Someone's Reflection
• seeing someone
• Someone to Pull the Trigger
• Loving someone else's wife
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• someone else's hand
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Beating someone severely
• You can't make someone love you
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Meet someone
• make someone pay
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• New Business: Employing Someone
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• You deserve someone special in your life
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Making someone feel loved
• Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• How to kick someone in the testicles
• Someone O. Rother (user)
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• How to tell if someone loves you
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• Battle of Someone
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• How to speak to someone in a noisy room
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• someone much more (user)
• Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• meeting someone in person
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• Someone to Drive You Home
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• paying someone to flush your toilets
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• you can't build a mental picture of someone you love
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Someone please kill me
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• someone
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Good reasons to miss someone
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• How to ruin someone's life
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• You are no longer someone's first
• Expecting Someone Taller
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Lying next to someone at night
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• For Someone
• How to hypnotize someone
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Is someone your bitch?
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Forgiving someone
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• If I could be someone
• someone to love
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Reading Someone's Diary
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• The silence after someone leaves
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Knowing how to sleep with someone
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Helping people cheat
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• when someone you disliked dies
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• How to declare someone dead
• Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you

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