Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Sorry, I just can't take you seriously when you're waving that dildo around"

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you just can't win
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You're never around when I need you
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• there are some just can't take life easy
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• You're not from around here, are you?
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I walk around when I'm high
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Her hair, tangled
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• when they take my blood
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Swing when you're winning
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When Shall We Take Off?
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• When you're home alone
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• I'll explain it when you're older
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Sing when you're winning
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• To the world you're just one person
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• the moment when they take possession of you
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• will you take me with you when you go?
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're alone
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• when i take off my coat
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• You Can't Take It with You
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Can't we all just get along?
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• When is a name just a name?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Don't take sex too seriously
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• I take whatever you're given
• we can all just be around other people
• I just follow the sun around
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• just around the corner
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.

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