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• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• It seems like the right thing to do
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• All About Anna
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• All About Nothing
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• What Do We Do About Moscow?
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I am sorry about the wings
• no words about nothing at all
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• All Abouts
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Fuck them all but the six
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• all day I dream about sex
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• All About the Benjamins
• In Africa we do not sing about bitches and hoes, we sing about the pains and beauty of the world.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• All About Steve
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• What I do not understand about rural resentment
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• all but
• The Way of All Flesh
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• All poets like to kick
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Real sorry about the food hair
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Sorry About Dresden
• What to do about trolls
• Sorry about my friend
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• Sorry about the small penis
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Plan All the Way to the End
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The Universal Instructor in All Arts and Sciences and Pennsylvania Gazette
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Sorry for all the blood
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• It's turtles all the way down
• My crotchless bunny rabbit suit goes all the way to eleventy
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• it's all about plur (user)
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• All About My Mother
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• You, standing
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• A story about a person I do not know
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• It's all about the sublime
• i do not worry about
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• About all that went wrong
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• All About Us
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• sorry about the mess
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Things About To Come My Way
• Fifteen words about butt kicking
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• It's all about aesthetics (pink with envy)
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• show me what the world is all about
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• But What About the Property Damage?

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